squeakyzorro: addictedtoedward: How to Care for Introverts. Love this. Spot on. Accurate. 

squeakyzorro:

addictedtoedward:

How to Care for Introverts. Love this. Spot on.

Accurate. 

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javamomma0921: Are you kidding? I invented awkward…

javamomma0921:

Are you kidding? I invented awkward…

(via nitareality)

how is this guy even serious?

kiyaraven:

Most horrifying tumblr post I’ve ever seen. 

jadedandboring:

cstuffilike:

xeniasdreams:

Dear America,

Please don’t let this man be in charge of anything. Especially not your country.

Sincerely,
The rest of the world

Dear Rest of the World,

He will not ever, ever, ever be president.

Sincerely, 

A US Citizen Who Will Vote in 2012

i cannot.

The official trailer for the Harry Potter Page to Screen: The Complete Filmmaking Journey comprehensive book, out in October, has been released and can be seen here. The trailer features various new on-set shots of Daniel Radcliffe and his costars from the eight-part Harry Potter series.

(Source: fuckyeahemmawatson)

is it weird that i’d wear this? where can i buy? ;P

is it weird that i’d wear this? where can i buy? ;P

(via doctorwhoforlife)

sweet jesus…

kiyaraven:

Holy Jesus. Blond Kellan does nothing for me, but brunette Kellan? Epic UNF.  I’d ruin him for HOURS. Days even.

robrator:

Guh. DED. @SydneyGen

zenoneness:

FUUUUUUUUUCK! @RobRator

WIN

(Source: i-got-dressed-in-a-hurry, via undergroundstars)

Reblog if you love your mother!

EVERYONE SHOULD REBLOG THIS.

(Source: shewritesaboutyou, via undergroundstars)

  • Artist: Alan Rickman
  • TrackName: My mistress' eyes are nothing like the sun
  • Album: Sonnet 130

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ginandcigars:

Alan Rickman reads Shakespeare’s Sonnet 130

My mistress’ eyes are nothing like the sun;
Coral is far more red than her lips’ red;
If snow be white, why then her breasts are dun;
If hairs be wires, black wires grow on her head.
I have seen roses damask’d, red and white,
But no such roses see I in her cheeks; 
And in some perfumes is there more delight
Than in the breath that from my mistress reeks.
I love to hear her speak, yet well I know
That music hath a far more pleasing sound;
I grant I never saw a goddess go;
My mistress, when she walks, treads on the ground:
And yet, by heaven, I think my love as rare
As any she belied with false compare. 

(Source: tiny-sized)

Carrie Bradshaw Math

HAHAHAHAHA … i always thought, “how the fuck does she afford all that couture? let alone that apartment?”

thefrenemy:

Don’t get me wrong- I watch Sex and The City. I never got why she wore a lot of shit on her head, or why she thought Chris Noth was remotely fuckable, but I still dug that slutty old lady who made all the cock puns. I’ve seen most of the episodes, I’ve drank booze and saw them with my ‘girlfriends’ and at one point I concluded I may have been a Miranda even though I’m not a ginger bitch. However, there’s been something about the show that has been gnawing at me lately. 

I’ve been out of college with a writing degree for almost a year now. I too, moved to NYC (well, Brooklyn, but I wear more skinny jeans than Charlotte) to pursue writing. And I’ve done pretty well with it, soo fucking whoop-de-do for me, but something’s been bothering me and I just need to get it off my chest:

Carrie Bradshaw, you gotta be tripping balls to have us believe that you can sustain yourself that extravagantly on that one stupid-ass column. You lying bitch!

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